feanory:

Me right now:

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gang0fwolves:

westendblues:

please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white

it’s damaging and alienating

rebekhaleesi:

we-r-who-we-blow:

crazygracefulburger:

iridessence:

we-r-who-we-blow:

I made a mashup of “Whip My Hair” and “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” …

oh mY GOD

WHY DOES THIS WORK NO

This is getting close to 25,000 plays. holy shit, thanks y’all

How do you even realize this is on point?

"how the fuck am i supposed to survive this movie"
– hobbit fandom right now (via desolation-of-feels)

mooseleys:

answering the door when you’re home alone like

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"Male writers — and I say this with all love and respect — often want to make a woman either the angel or the whore, make her the witch, or put her on the pedestal. When people ask me about Margaery [on ‘Game of Thrones’], I say they’re not mutually exclusive. You don’t have to be practical and politically savvy and not be a good person. You can be a good human being and just be shrewd."
– Natalie Dormer giving me life at SDCC’s “Women Who Kick Ass” panel (via HitFix)

gohomesuperwholockurdrunk:

katielnovak:

coluring:

bigbootytoody:

bingvevo:

bingvevo:

hiseriousimdad:

hiseriousimdad:

lubricates:

lubricates:

tampon

tampoff

Vagina

Vagouta

Dildo

Dildon’t

Condom

Coffdom

Penis

Penisn’t

Anonymous : how the heck did you get so many followers?

gnarly:

omnicat:

genalovestoons:

kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

Leggles

iridescentoracle:

embroideredcupcake:

Damn straight there’s a Bisexual Agenda.

It’s to replace all cars with trained pterodactyls by 2025.

dion-thesocialist:

rakshar:

dion-thesocialist:

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

samspurpletoothbrush:

(x)
panicking

samspurpletoothbrush:

(x)

panicking

BUT YOU GUYS

iam-iwill-12:

THIS IS WHEN DISTRICT 13 IS ABOUT TO BE BOMBED CAUSE PEETA TOLD THEM THE THING!!!!! SO THEY ARE ALL GOING FUTHER UNDERGROUND!! (not my gif PS)

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postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six